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bed post bitch

My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.
Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!
by D-Word72 March 20, 2017
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bed-wetter

Someone who openly doubts and/or worries excessively about a political strategy and related outcome. Someone who does not have the guts to tackle controversial political issues whose outcome is difficult to address.
When you come up with a buzz words like Defunding Police to convey a concept like rethinking the police as the panacea for all social problems there will be a lot of politicians will become a bed-wetter.
by mlhiss June 9, 2020
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Hospital bed

The only thing Izuku has ever found himself in after using one for all
Hospital bed existing

Deku: hey bed.
Hospital bed: why am I not suprised?
by No user February 19, 2021
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BED-HANGZS

Hangin out wit you bitches in the hotel room watching wheel of fortune and family feud at night going to bed at 7pm getting your feels not hurt
We want Arrin and Nathan over tonite for BED-HANGZS
by Alleyoop42 March 7, 2018
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bed bed

Bed bed refers to when somebody goes to bed and doesn’t wake up, or basically just dies. This can be used to say somebody has died or somebody will die and is most commonly used when somebody is making a joke because of the informality of it but can be used formally.
Example 1, formal:

“My grandma went bed bed last night :(“

“Oh I’m sorry :(“

“Yeah :((“

Example 2, informal:

“I think a Victorian child would go bed bed if they heard modern music haha.”
by cam cam the man man September 17, 2023
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Bed

A bed is a furniture with pillows and pillows
by avery_quinlan15 November 21, 2024
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Phone time in bed

After an exhausting day, When you get your well deserved phone time in bed of relaxation before going to sleep. A state of mind
Lars had an awful day, but at least there’s still phone time in bed!
by Room112 December 5, 2023
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