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promise academy

a school full of dumbasses , and dick riders . i wouldn’t recommend going there .
by vsnsnsj March 12, 2020
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Commonwealth Academy

A shitty racist school made from two small renovated buildings. It hosts a variety of racist people including an english teacher that says the word Chink in reference to the slur for asians, and another teacher who said the N-word twice without repercussions
Guy: "Have you heard about that school Commonwealth Academy?"
Guy 2: "Oh dude, I fucking hate that school, they have racist teachers there."
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Liberal Arts and Science Academy

A public magnet high school in Austin, Texas. Commonly abbreviated to "LASA" or "LASA HS" although the latter doesn't really make sense since "Academy High School" is redundant. Used to share a building with LBJ but moved to the former Eastside/Johnston campus to relieve overcrowding.

Historically the school is one of the best academically, consistently ranked top 50 in the US. Prospective students must submit an entrance application to demonstrate their prowess. The school boasts high test scores and near perfect rates of graduation and acceptance to colleges. However, there is concern that admin is letting in too many retards after the move to the new building and that the school will become less "elite".

The atmosphere is quite sleepy and studious for the most part; no fights or bomb threats unlike every other school in Austin ISD. However, depression is commonplace and sleep deprivation is a flex. It's rare to go a day without hearing "kill myself" multiple times.

There is a high percentage of zesty people and other degenerates. The classes are filled with Asians and Indians who carry everyone else. Luckily, the Blacks at this school are chill (all 4 of them). Ironically it is one of the most diverse high schools in the district since many of them are 80%+ Mexican.

But despite being a respectably sized 5A school and having such a prestigious (so far) reputation, no one outside of AISD actually knows about it. It is unknown why LASA is so mysterious in the public eye.
LASA Kid #1: "Yo how do you use the Banach-Alaoglu Theorem for the function that satisfies the Riesz Representation Theorem over the Compact Hausdorff Space for question #1?"
LASA Kid #2: "Skibidi Balls"
LASA Kid #1: "Aww, thank you so much for the help pookie bear! Pull up to my house tonight; let's finish our homework and have gay sex!!!"
LASA Kid #2: "Sorry, but I have 29 different extracurricular activities to attend. I need to be constantly busy, depressed, and sleep deprived so I can sell my soul to Harvard."
LASA Kid #1: "Awesome! I'm gonna kill myself at exactly 8:42 PM tonight by ingesting 750 milligrams of potassium cyanide, chemical formula KCN."
LASA Kid #2: "What a totally average and normal conversation here at the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."

Vikramaditya Kusika Dattachaudhuri: "I go to the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."
Jack Smith (Westlake student): "Never heard of it, where's that?"
Vikramaditya: "In Austin ISD"
Jack: "Is it a private school?"
Vikramaditya: "Erm... acktually☝️🤓, LASA's a public school. It's also the best one in the Austin area, according to USNEWS and Niche."

Kevin Ling: "I go the Liberal Arts and Science Academy"
TreVontarious D'arquise Quantell VII (LBJ student): "I'll beat yo ass nerd"
by LuckFasa October 3, 2024
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bishopbriggs academy

Bishy is high school in bishopbriggs with a bunch of junkies, vapers and emos especially mr Gilmore 😜😜😜😜😜😜
Bishopbriggs academy is a high school in bishopbriggs with a lot of alcoholics and people who vape and goths specifically mr Gilmore
by ——————Eeeee May 31, 2022
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innovation academy

FCS innovation academy, a stem magnet high school that will give you tremendously severe ptsd from its workload and academic pressure, all of the students there are boring as fuck and dedicate their entire lives slaving away at school, each and every student has a minimum of a 4.0 gpa on a 4.0 scale and 1600 on their SATs. Social life does not exist at innovation academy, suicide jokes are very common, getting more than 2 hours of sleep a night simply does not happen, it is mandatory to cry and panic over anything less than a 105 on any exam. In 2023, 133 students from this school were accepted into uga, this tells you exactly how nerdy the school is. They also took over a year to finish some minor roofing construction. The original founder of innovation academy and was the coolest motherfucker until he retired after his first year as principle. Class of 2024 was the first graduating class of innovation academy and consisted of roughly 270 seniors.
Innovation academy is really draining me man.
Holy shit innovation academy makes me want to kill myself!
Fuck innovation academy I can't take this anymore! *melts*
by anonymous83291 December 11, 2023
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Corona Arts and Science Academy

Most commonly known as C.A.S.A. Basically every nigga there thinks they're shit and acts all tough because they know they about as soft and pussy as anyone else. Oh, and watch out, because the bitches there will rub their sexuality in your fucking face, as if you gave a shit, which none of you don't. In few words, you can summarize this school as a shithole and a gayfest.
Corona Arts and Science Academy niggas are mad retarded, change my mind.
by Go fuck off September 17, 2019
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marysville charter academy of the arts

a school in marysville california, one of the weirdest, gayest, most interesting schools in all of america i guess you could say. we have the "weebs" the furries, the gays, and the 7th graders who find themselves scared of the highschoolers. (they should be btw). we also have the coolest teachers! and we get made fun of by mhs kids who like to call us mcgaygay instead of mcaa. great. anyways, come on down to mcaa where you can be gay anyday.

-from a charter kid
mhs kid 1: hey is that a new student

mhs kid 2: nah look at those pride pins and furry ears that definitely a charter kid

mhs kid 1: haha lets bully them for being themselves while we sit in our boring school instead of marysville charter academy of the arts the coolest school

mhs kid 2: hell yeah!
by mcgaygay October 27, 2021
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