Second Base

also known as Corey Seager.

Second base defined as "I let a man get to Corey Seager on our date last night," -Kennedy

by nut4dgr July 11, 2020

Second Hand Abandonment

When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.

Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.

by Owen66 February 23, 2022

half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common with other living beings.

Half-second-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

Come on, she is my best fwend!!!

The bad excuse to talk to your fwend in cass

Come on, I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

by VicenaryCave February 28, 2019

Second-hand gay

When a straight person has so many gay friends they come off as one one.

Oh no I’m straight I just suffer from second-hand gay

by Zozowitduhbowbow November 27, 2019

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by anonymous April 22, 2023

the 5 second rule

the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second

You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025