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Suicide Wages

when your employer pays you an amount of money that is substantially much less than a living wage
I worked at XYZ corporation, and the pay was so abysmal that I questioned my reason for existence.

Fortunately, I was able to realize that this job was not worth the necessary effort to show up the next day.
I quit and moved on with my life for brighter horizons. Joe whe did you quit??? .... Mary I'm not working for Suicide wages for anyone.... I don't care if he's family
by Mister Spock 95 April 5, 2024
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suicide alert

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal
Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!
by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014
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Suicide

The action of a person causing their own death, typically because of strong depression (e.g, loss of family or family member).
There were many cases of suicide in 2003.
by Psuna May 17, 2022
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Suicide Director

A director of stories about suicide a little like Logan Paul.
kind man suicide director suicide director
by Apesayer May 2, 2018
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genetic suicide

Genetic suicide is when animals, plants, or humans, make a conscious decision to cease procreation in order to reduce suffering to their community, their children, and the world around them.

Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.

The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.

These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.

So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
"Tasmanian tigers must have surely taken on genetic suicide with the expansion of the human empire"

"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
by MrH20 September 26, 2022
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Suicide

Suicide is the point at which you no longer want to live, in fact you'd rather die, and so you take your own life. You, yes you reading this definition, have every right to feel this way. You are not over reacting. But please, before you end everything, talk to someone. And please don't go to a counselor or something, it'll only make it worse. Reach out to someone who cares about you and talk it over. What have you got to loose?
If you really cannot contact anyone who cares about you and you are thinking about commiting suicide, you can contact me on Gmail, gw22nitalaviniaalexi@ab-ed.org. Please talk to someone.
by Alexia - Depressed November 14, 2023
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Suicide Shot

When you’re at party with various alcohols, you pour a mixture of all drinks into a shot glass and take it.
Vicky: I want another shot
Grave: what do you want?
Vicky: I don’t care, just give me a shot
Grave: you got it, here
Sara: umm what’s that?
Grave: a mixture of Jim beam, Jack daniels and absinthe; I call it the suicide shot.
by Chuckles the Clown of FOS April 20, 2023
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