Albuquerque Snake Bite

The act of ejaculating in a woman's vagina and then realizing you can't afford a child. This causes you to frantically suck your semen out of her vagina, similar to sucking snake venom from a snake bite.

"Austin told me he came inside Alyssa, but thankfully he went into survival mode and gave her an Albuquerque Snake Bite."

by Erik the Red 9 March 27, 2017

corn snake turd

An unusually pale and lengthy turd whose appearance closely resembles a North American corn snake

After taking a quick dump, I whirled around and reflected on the appearance of my corn snake turd swimming in the toilet.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

Bed Snake Bat

A small baseball bat, for use in bed, to attack the bed snake.

Man : Look honey, the bed snake has come out to play.
Woman : <Thwack>
Man : The bed snake is broken.

by DrSnow April 18, 2005

said the serpent to the snake

meaning hypocrite, simlar to the phase "pot calling the kettle black." origanates from otep's "sepsis"

Molly: you have way to much free time.
Rya: said the serpent to the snake.

by The only smart person in the world April 13, 2006

Lucky Snake's Foot

Something one would say sarcastically, in a situation that doesn't really require any luck at all. Often said around someone who is extremely superstitious in order to mock their beliefs.

Keith: Alright dude, I'm gonna do it now...

Jon: Whoohoo... dont let me forget my Lucky Snake's Foot this time...

by Jon Bray September 22, 2008

Willacoochee Wattle Snake

A very, very rare breed of rattlesnake that is native to Willacoochee, GA., although it has been spotted in Vero Beach, FL. This rare breed has been cursed with an overactive sex drive combined with an extremely small reproductive organ. So small in fact that it is completely pointless for it to even try mating, even though that's his only goal in life.

Hey Willie! Why is that Willacoochee Wattle Snake chasing that other snake with the huge backside? Well....Unfortunately, the Willacoochee has no idea that its reproductive organ is so small that it cant even penetrate the female. Its very sad Willie.

by Milk Snake April 24, 2014

Dusty Snake Eye

When a cougar farts on the tip of your dick.

Jeff: “ Man, I was having a great time last night until I got the ole’ Dusty Snake Eye. Then I had to dip.”
Conrad: “no way, bro.”

by dovahkiindgaf November 13, 2017