Slammed 

1. To have your car very low to the ground. Tucking tires, and minimal clearance between the ground and frame are a must. Lips, body kits, etc, don't count.
2. To be very drunk
3. To get fucked very hard

You car is so slammed that I can barely fit my fist under your oil pan.

Slammed by ADJFALSD;LKF March 27, 2009

slamphound

A guy who is completely addicted to pussy; a pussy hound.

That guy is a greasy slamphound.

slamphound by eurotrashjet December 25, 2008

Slamongflobo 

Do not call him at 3am

I’m mf dead bruh they made slamongflobo in to da gram bruhh 😂😂😂

Slamongflobo by anonymous October 25, 2020

Fudge Slammer 

Someone who is both extremely violent and homosexual.

"Man, could you sleep at all last night? That guy next door is such a fudge slammer!"

Fudge Slammer by zangor March 3, 2009

slamnesia 

A condition of temporary memory loss, during which a person can’t recall having sex with the person he/she is speaking to.

slamnesia:

Ken: Hey, sexy! What’s your name?
Barbie: It’s Barbie, you dickhead. You boned me for 13 hours last Memorial Day.
Ken: Oh, yeah? Right! I remember you now.

slamnesia by psychobabble July 30, 2008

slippery shit slide slammer 

using ones backyard slip in slide, for a shitty slippin ass slammin good time!

when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....

slippery shit slide slammer by gillieman69 December 10, 2009

granny slammer

A person who usually prefers to have sexual intercourse with way older female, especially the wrinkled, cunt-dry ones.

A: "That eighty-five year old granny gave me a nice BJ last night."
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"

granny slammer by Liberty Valence, PhD April 23, 2009