A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).
Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”
by Valefar August 27, 2021

“Hey do you wanna slam some stew tomorrow morning?”
“Wait, is that a gay sex analogy?”
“Nah dude. I was asking if you wanted to workout.”
“Wait, is that a gay sex analogy?”
“Nah dude. I was asking if you wanted to workout.”
by Knuckle dragging D-Dawg December 6, 2017

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

by BrianMcFight May 9, 2016

The process of filling a tube sock with a collection of semen and quarters then proceeding to beat the neighborhood knaves with it.
Guys you know that kid who was being a pain in the cunt the other day. Let's slippery slam him and teach him to leave us alone.
by Angel O' Death69 April 30, 2013

A combination of “slam/slammed” and “blasted” used to describe a higher level of stoned. A feeling of being slammed and blasted at the same time.
by slam blasted August 12, 2025

The act of having sex with a guy who is an athletic. He scores extra points since he is extra sexy and attractive. Since he is an athlete, the term slam dunk is a perfect point, because the sex is on point.
Aarod was a slam dunk, I knew it when he played ball and scored a perfect pointer. After the game ended he scored a slam dunk with his wife.
by Highfiver June 28, 2019
