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Poetry Slam

A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).
Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”
by Valefar August 27, 2021
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slam some stew

When you want to engage in the act of anal sex, but want to be able to play it off as auto correct.
“Hey do you wanna slam some stew tomorrow morning?”

“Wait, is that a gay sex analogy?”

“Nah dude. I was asking if you wanted to workout.”
by Knuckle dragging D-Dawg December 6, 2017
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Slamming

Arnold: Did you go to that party last night, George?!
George: Yeah! It was slamming!
by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022
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Slam the Hood

(A mechanic phrase) to give up on a project or stop troubleshooting a car.
"This is ridiculous! I'm feel like i'm going to slam the hood."
by BrianMcFight May 9, 2016
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Slippery slam

The process of filling a tube sock with a collection of semen and quarters then proceeding to beat the neighborhood knaves with it.
Guys you know that kid who was being a pain in the cunt the other day. Let's slippery slam him and teach him to leave us alone.
by Angel O' Death69 April 30, 2013
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Slam blasted

A combination of “slam/slammed” and “blasted” used to describe a higher level of stoned. A feeling of being slammed and blasted at the same time.
“I’m violently high. I feel slammed…and blasted…I’m so slam blasted right now.”
by slam blasted August 12, 2025
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Slam Dunk

The act of having sex with a guy who is an athletic. He scores extra points since he is extra sexy and attractive. Since he is an athlete, the term slam dunk is a perfect point, because the sex is on point.
Aarod was a slam dunk, I knew it when he played ball and scored a perfect pointer. After the game ended he scored a slam dunk with his wife.
by Highfiver June 28, 2019
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