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The fine art of of fucking a pussy so hard the the vagina and butthole become one. Then, after the male explodes his massive load in the gaping hole of doom, the female and or circus freak will now defocate her organs/semen/fecal matter onto a ballgina. Soon after the thing with ballgina will simultaneously slap the circus freaks face with the bodily excrement.
Yo this fuckin cunt tried me, so i called up Yosephine with the ballgina to come over and we gave er the ol Dick pussy shit ballgina surprise :)
by dick fart surprise September 29, 2010
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to place one's testicles in the anus of your lover and then insert your penis in her vagina while she is lying perpendicular to the floor resting only on her shoulders and neck (her ass is up in the air).
Tyrone gave that bitch an inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise and then called her a dirty ho.
by flyfart July 22, 2008
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short n' curly surprise

when you shave your pubic hair over food that is then eaten by someone else without knowledge of the pubes
Let's shave our balls over the quesadillas and then serve them at the party for a short n' curly surprise!
by Ricksore September 28, 2008
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Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink
He gott her wit the supriser o shit son
by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003
mugGet the surpriser (remix of the shocker)mug.
“Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.

When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.
Can be used in phrases such as:

Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”

Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”

Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”
by 8Woody November 8, 2009
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Double Dog Wide Surprise

When two men spread each other's ass cheeks while one is sucking the other off.
Hey babe, we should do the Double Dog Wide Surprise tonight.
by RoyerRB January 23, 2021
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Barry Manilow surprise

It's when you give someone a tea bag and a hoagie slap at the same time.
I woke up my drunk buddy with a Barry Manilow surprise.
by Andrew06 August 8, 2006
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