Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

chopper strike

When a bloke hits you in the face with his knob, the man obviously plays too much call of duty and wants to continue his gaming life into the real world

She wasn't going all the way so I decided to give her a chopper strike to show her who's boss

by Tsaftsaf June 8, 2014

shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.

I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.

by D Rail August 14, 2014

Tiger Stripe

When you're overzealous wiping after a curry. Poo on bum cheek

"Last night I wiped really quickly and Tiger Striped my left cheek"

by Masitra May 31, 2015

One strike ball game

Sexual intercourse where there are no second rounds.

Girl 1: I'm sooo pissed!
Girl 2: Why would that be?
Girl 1: He pulled a one strike ball game on me last night!

Girl 2: Yeah, they tend to do that.

by catseye099 June 17, 2015

wildcat strike

When non-union employees go on strike due to unfair wages and or treatment.

I'm tired of this, let's go on strike! Well we are not union! Then let's go on a wildcat strike.

by The old mister January 28, 2016

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016