Smash

A sound effect used when something breaks or gets thrown. It's also a type of punch used in wrestling.

Imma smash that tabletop unless you give me a cookie!

by Wackycat April 21, 2019

smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma

Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined

by IT Dave November 25, 2014

Smashed Smashed

A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.

Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. Let's do some smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."

by Smashed smashed June 7, 2018

Mud smashing

Anal sex wherein there is fecal matter in the anal canal

Dude, last night I went in for anal and ended up mud smashing.

by Fuck1000 March 7, 2017

The smash and dash

The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit

Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "

by Harry ballsak August 21, 2018

rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.

Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.

by ptwitchypyrate March 4, 2012

stroodle smash

stroodle smashing is a term for shoving 8-12 squirrels up your ass and them clean your innards

"hey aaron want to stroodle smash later"

by squirrel stomper May 12, 2023