shitting liquid

Shitting liquid is where your bowel movements expelled substance is less solid than a chocolate milk shake, often as a resultant leaving the toilet bowl looking like an early Picasso piece. Severe cases and liquid professionals have been known to shit more on walls than in bowls

Hey man did you see in that toilet? Looks like someone is shitting liquid, yeah that arsehole has destroyed the bowl with that mad dump

by Dirk Rictor December 6, 2016

Shit Divingboard

When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet

My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard

by Asshole110 October 30, 2019

Crim shit

Slang for any type of criminal activity. Originated in Australia and New Zealand.

Examples of crim shit may include punching someone in the face or feeding a seagull panadol so it explodes etc etc

"Hey Josh, what do you want to do tonight?"
"Oh hey Yung G, really feel like getting up to some crim shit tonight aye"

by RoganG February 7, 2018

Economic shit

Taking a crap that is so clean cut, it only takes one wipe

Sandy: "man that one came out clean, I only had to use one square for Quilted Northern."

Bob: "well shoot dang that was one economic shit."

by DairyMilker August 20, 2011

mammoth shit

a shit that unbelievably came out of someone’s asshole. the human asshole can only stretch up to 7-8 inches. this shit that some mf took us about 14 inches wide and 17 inches long. it is so astronomically huge that it is the guineas world records. this shit is so unbelievably huge that you can use it as a weight at the gym. if you or someone you know and love took a massive shit like this, be glad. Glad that you are related to them/and/or know them.

Fat albert: I just took a mammoth shit
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!

by Joey Jackson Johnson July 10, 2022

The Freckle Shits

The act of ingesting something that disagreed with your stomach, resulting with an explosive shit so powerful, that it ricochets of the toilet bowl and lands on your butt cheeks, thus resembling freckles.

Murphy ate the Curry Chicken Special earlier, and it sounds like he has a case of the freckle shits.

by Torra1187 June 3, 2010

psychic shit

The act of chronically defecating shortly before significant or even traumatic moments in one's life almost precognitive in nature. A foreboding bowel movement before shit goes straight to hell. Pun intended.

Ryan: "Yo you hear about that bomb threat at school this morning?"

Dave: "What? Dude I had the meanest feeling in my guts this morning before I left for the bus."

Ryan: " I think you have psychic shit, man."

by Trigga45 September 24, 2013