"Jordan, I cant believe ya just did the russian 78 with that chick on the band director's desk."
"NO WAY! Joey just got the russian 78 did to him in the back of a church bathroom."
"NO WAY! Joey just got the russian 78 did to him in the back of a church bathroom."
by John Fucking Denver December 21, 2005
when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....
by Mattman40 January 08, 2012
The sexual act of a woman pouring vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it out while getting the man drunk in the process.
by FindMakarov69 November 16, 2011
The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.
Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".
by Brown Squared January 09, 2010
1. Hey we should order RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS for our butcher shop
2. You Nikki you got nice RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS
2. You Nikki you got nice RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS
by Romoboi May 30, 2019
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