when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....
by Mattman40 January 9, 2012
Get the Russian Lap Dancemug. The sexual act of a woman pouring vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it out while getting the man drunk in the process.
by FindMakarov69 November 15, 2011
Get the Russian Magic Trickmug. The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.
Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
Get the Russian Meatloaf Surprisemug. A joint with the tip rolled into a point and put into a bong bowl piece. The bowl piece is then packed with weed around the joint to create more of a seal. It is called a Russian time-bomb because instead of water, vodka is being used in the bong. The joint is then lit and smoked down to the bottom. It then ignites the packed weed with the current burn, thus making it a Russian time bomb.
by Kakashi_hatake_ January 16, 2021
Get the Russian time-bombmug. by GreyTheHuman March 7, 2020
Get the Russian wedding ringmug. The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.
by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017
Get the The Russian candy applemug. n. A rare condition where the person having this mental disease is constantly facing a subconscious impulse that is forcing them to immediately take a 6-round revolver loaded with one bullet, spin the chamber, and squeeze the trigger. Not to be confused with the temporary state of people under the influence of alcohol, who attempt to play the game of Russian Roulette out of inebriated choice, Russian Touroulette's Syndrome is completely involuntary.
Person 1: Hey, Brian has been carrying a revolver around a lot and taking pulls on the trigger. Do you think that he might have Russian Touroulette's Syndrome?
Person 2: No, actually Brian is a violent alcoholic with a concealed carry license who also happens to be a complete idiot.
Person 1: Ah. I see.
Person 2: No, actually Brian is a violent alcoholic with a concealed carry license who also happens to be a complete idiot.
Person 1: Ah. I see.
by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016
Get the Russian Touroulette's Syndromemug.