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At the ready

The guys walk with their firearms at the ready.
by Arminkshipper June 19, 2024
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The Credit Card Reader

When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound
Yeah me and Emily did The Credit Card Reader the other day
by toapt July 19, 2024
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when its ready :P

A meme in the Age of History II community when referring to the release date of AOH3.
User: when will aoh2 drop?
Łukasz Jakowski: When its ready :P
by anonymous August 6, 2024
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The bluetooth device is ready to pair

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Kristen DiMercurio is the person who does The bluetooth device is ready to pair The bluetooth device is connected uh sucsesfully FM Tender Line in Line out Eye dunno the rest butt you get it
by Idk how to use my Peeyano December 27, 2024
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if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad
Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James
by finally i found a name February 17, 2025
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Man of Kent ready

Historically a phrase used to declare confidence. However, by association with a number of ill-fated events, now a term used when one has not fully prepared for a task but is willing to proceed with said task regardless. Or when one believes one is fully prepared for a task, but it is abundantly clear to the onlooker that they are not.
As Oates stepped out of the tent, he turned back to Scott and exclaimed, "do not worry; I'm Man of Kent ready!"

Prior to the events that unfolded in the early hours of 15th April, RMS Titanic was broadly considered to be Man of Kent ready.

"Dude how's the marathon training going?"
"Man of Kent ready, mate. Totally got this covered"

"If it's good enough for the Man of Kent, it's good enough for me"
by SEL2025 May 4, 2025
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Diddy’s Card Reader

When an man takes a whole bottle of (preferably used in Diddy’s card reader before) baby oil and puts it all over a girls pussy opening and then proceeds to swipe a credit card along the pussy (might be some cuts) until climax. The man keeps going until the woman fills up the entire bottle of baby oil with squirt, ready to be used again.
Los I’m gonna Diddy’s card reader you until you fill up Diddy’s whole collection of baby oil.
by Los’ Daddy June 27, 2025
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