roasting the trout

the act of rigorous female masturbation

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....

by pin-up October 8, 2014

roasted almonds

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014

Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."

Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!

by LooseHawgs17 January 24, 2016

roasted lemons

It means your ass cheeks are going to burn from severity of verbal roasting/abuse

Boiiii your about to have roasted lemons if you dont shut your mouth!

by SHALACKS March 21, 2016

roasted

every bad word in the world

you just got roasted!

by lunch1254826:728:)/628 August 31, 2016

roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room

My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!

by nastychicken June 26, 2016

roastass

"A roastass generally lives in hairy fields, sometimes it is a stinky insect, sometimes it is a horny animal, it was discovered by Neil Degaysse Tyron while brushing his mustach while jerking off the holy paralyzed (HIV+) Stephen Hawkins, it was a glory day. 9/11 " George W Bush

Dude1: Look dude, it's a roastass!
Dumbledore: I told ya son, hairy pot terrrrrrrrrrr is gay Wabaladubdub lick lick my roastass rbbek

by UrMomOnASSid66 November 24, 2016