when we fell in love he peed on the floor and i licked it up 🥰
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin' 'bout you non-stop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're actin' like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back when ed sheeran pees on the floor 😻
by ed sheeran 😻 September 13, 2021
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Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack
Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack
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iced out and my neck look like pee
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I have to pee like a bandit!

When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.
Ohh eemm geee! I have to pee like a bandit!

Okay, not gonna lie, I have to pee like a bandit.
by PixieStix1632 December 06, 2010
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Eli Eli Pee Lie

Eli Eli Pee Lie is the ultimate swag master, staring in movies such as "Joe and Mommas Great Adventures" and "AHHHHHHHH GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG". He makes 69 dollars a minute and is so hot his mom wants to date him.
Eli Eli Pee Lie you are so hot
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yankee doodle skankee pee

peeing in a yankees hat and putting it on an ex gf or bf's head
"yankee doodle skankee pee"

you: YANKEE DOODLE!!!! you skank
Her: what the haggid is this? ughhhhhhh fresh urin!!!!!!
by knotted shoelace June 26, 2010
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