by corben May 14, 2005
Get the pussy pantsmug. A rather torn up vagina that has been pounded so many times it now resembles a pair of parachute pants. Also, See: Wizards Sleeves
1: Look at that hottie!
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.
by Windowless April 18, 2010
Get the Parachute Pantsmug. Slut pants are those plad PJ pants that people think are ok to wear in public. All it really means is the person wereing them is ready for sex. easy down easy up, perfect for quicky.
Dude1: dude you see that chick, shes totaly read for it just look at her slut pants they aleady have splouge marks on them.
Dude2: ummm....dude i made those marks
Dude2: ummm....dude i made those marks
by Wise old Buck March 27, 2009
Get the Slut Pantsmug. A pants blaster is a fart so explosive it blows your pants off, leaving only the waistband.
Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.
Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.
Fred's friends heard a gigantic fart and then saw him staggering down the stairs covered in poop, wearing only the waistband of his jeans.
"Pants blaster," said Syd.
"Open a window," said Geoff.
"Pants blaster," said Syd.
"Open a window," said Geoff.
by scodder May 17, 2010
Get the pants blastermug. I had a flash in the pants from thinking about the night before, but realized I can't let it interrupt my work.
by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2011
Get the flash in the pantsmug. A sarcastic expression addressing someone who looks or acts in an unbecoming way. They never understand...
Person 1: Nice pants
Person 2: Thanks! I thought my mom's neon green spandex would make an excellent fashion statement today even though I'm a 25 yearold male.
Person 1: Nice pants
Person 2: Does that mean you want to sleep with me?
Person 2: Thanks! I thought my mom's neon green spandex would make an excellent fashion statement today even though I'm a 25 yearold male.
Person 1: Nice pants
Person 2: Does that mean you want to sleep with me?
by fallinouttadabox April 10, 2009
Get the nice pantsmug. '''psy-pants chilly'''
Psy-pants nights are frequented by sickly hippy folk that need there smiles ripping off there self-righteous, smelly faces. Everyone is that horribly nice and friendly it generally makes normal people want to scrape their own skin off their face in pure frustration at how stupid the whole thing is.
psy-panters can be spotted by their complete and utter friendliness to anyone ever. in fact they will happily suck your dick if you asked nicely(or gave them a pill)
psy-gay folk can be spotted by their foolish attire,sporting allkinds of homo-erotic beads,neon stupidness and other psy-wank campness(as long as its bright and gay your in the club)
Psy-pants listeners are usually that horrendously druggedup to their eye-balls they can hardly hear anything anyway, good job then as the whole genre is based around the same tune.If you ever decide to venture into a psy-twat rave, be careful, you might come out a moron.
Psy-pants nights are frequented by sickly hippy folk that need there smiles ripping off there self-righteous, smelly faces. Everyone is that horribly nice and friendly it generally makes normal people want to scrape their own skin off their face in pure frustration at how stupid the whole thing is.
psy-panters can be spotted by their complete and utter friendliness to anyone ever. in fact they will happily suck your dick if you asked nicely(or gave them a pill)
psy-gay folk can be spotted by their foolish attire,sporting allkinds of homo-erotic beads,neon stupidness and other psy-wank campness(as long as its bright and gay your in the club)
Psy-pants listeners are usually that horrendously druggedup to their eye-balls they can hardly hear anything anyway, good job then as the whole genre is based around the same tune.If you ever decide to venture into a psy-twat rave, be careful, you might come out a moron.
Jimbo-'Hey shall we go to that stupid psy-pants rave?'
Bill-'Nah im not a useless hippy piece of shit, sorry mate'
Bill-'Nah im not a useless hippy piece of shit, sorry mate'
by cynicalCunt December 15, 2008
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