pussy pants

someone who is being a pansy or a shy ass mutha who can't get his/her game on.

"Dude don't be sucha pussy pants go talk to her!!!"

by corben May 14, 2005

Parachute Pants

A rather torn up vagina that has been pounded so many times it now resembles a pair of parachute pants. Also, See: Wizards Sleeves

1: Look at that hottie!
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.

by Windowless April 18, 2010

Slut Pants

Slut pants are those plad PJ pants that people think are ok to wear in public. All it really means is the person wereing them is ready for sex. easy down easy up, perfect for quicky.

Dude1: dude you see that chick, shes totaly read for it just look at her slut pants they aleady have splouge marks on them.

Dude2: ummm....dude i made those marks

by Wise old Buck March 27, 2009

nice pants

A sarcastic expression addressing someone who looks or acts in an unbecoming way. They never understand...

Person 1: Nice pants
Person 2: Thanks! I thought my mom's neon green spandex would make an excellent fashion statement today even though I'm a 25 yearold male.


Person 1: Nice pants
Person 2: Does that mean you want to sleep with me?

by fallinouttadabox April 10, 2009

flash in the pants

a momentary burst of sexual arousal (a pun on flash in the pan)

I had a flash in the pants from thinking about the night before, but realized I can't let it interrupt my work.

by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2011

pants blaster

A pants blaster is a fart so explosive it blows your pants off, leaving only the waistband.

Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.

Fred's friends heard a gigantic fart and then saw him staggering down the stairs covered in poop, wearing only the waistband of his jeans.

"Pants blaster," said Syd.

"Open a window," said Geoff.

by scodder May 17, 2010

shitty pants

you are stuck to your seat in those shitty pants.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003