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Payneville Pancake Platter

When you have a lady flop her tits (the pancakes) on your knees, suck your dingaling (sausage) until you cum, and then she spits all the cum (syrup (or eggs if you’re trying to watch the calories)) on her tits and your dingaling. Licking the cum is not necessary, but strongly encouraged.
“Took that slut to Meade county and served that hoe a Payneville Pancake Platter at Abe’s Country Village”
by saltlifesailor69 September 22, 2025
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Alabama pancakes

When you nut on pancakes and your cousin sits nude on it
by Copper kupp October 8, 2025
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Pancake Personality

like a pancake-flat ass, the pancake personality has a flat affect and little emotionality
The only worse thing than a pancake ass is a pancake personality
by ENW34 October 27, 2025
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Jihadi Pancakes

An explosive, (usually a landmine) that is round and looks like a pancake, is placed to stop and destroy armoured vehichles, typically in reference to Battlefield 6.

It is typicallt only called a Jihadi Pancake when the person who is placing the object does not fear death of his, or her, own life.
Hold up, this tank has been sitting in their spawn and blowing me up all f***ing game...

I'm gonna have to suicide bomb him by placing some Jihadi Pancakes behind him

(Blows up tank but get ran over by it in the process)
by Justism December 19, 2025
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British Pancake

A horrible multi-stage sexual act when a man pisses and poops on a woman's stomach and mixes it together via tongue. The man then French kisses the woman. The man then uses the Piss-Poop concoction as lube for anal sex. They then have anal sex using the piss-poop lubricant. After anal sex, there should be cum mixed into the piss and poop. The man then uses his hand to reach into the anus and scoops out the piss-poop-cum mixture and feeds it to the woman (if the woman feels the need to vomit, it shall be done while French kissing into the mans mouth).
Yo, I just gave my girl a British Pancake last night and now me and Jenna are in the hospital.
by Horribel Definition Maker January 11, 2026
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Sandy Pancakes

Sandy Pancakes is a playful, mischievous prank where someone slaps another person on the ass, with or without pants, after covering their hand in sand. It’s a mix of surprise, laughter, and a little bit of beach-inspired jokes, however it can also be used under sexual pretenses if the two are in a romantic relationship and love the beach and sand.
Person 1: Yeah so I just gave my wife some sandy pancakes, she loved it.
Person 2: Really? I guess I'll have to do the same when I get a wife.
by RobottoTree January 21, 2025
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