poser

An alternative to the word "post", as in when you would "poser" an image or video online.

1: Hey man, I posered that funny video in a popular Youtuber's Discord server.
2: You mean posted?
1: No.

by Witherskull42 September 17, 2022

POSEIDON_HK

Death in the shape of a human

POSEIDON_HK might kill you

by POSEIDON_HK September 18, 2022

POSER

Not being real.Being corny. All of Hollywood now a days The china communist party Co intelligences Confucius institute Philly Artists

Your such a poser. Look at the Hollywood Posers

by BOYCOTT CHINA September 18, 2022

Poseidon Studios

An awesome YouTuber who is very likeable and nice as well as an awesome dude all the time

Guy 1: Have you talked to Poseidon Studios?

Guy 2: Yes, I have, he is very chill

by Poseidon Studios September 23, 2022

POSEIDON_HK

The guy that you won't be alive once you see if you are his enemy

Poseidon_hk is gonna kill you

by POSEIDON_HK September 24, 2022

Poser

Poser is a person in their 20s or under who dresses so much like a skater that their outfit screams to people that they skateboard yet they don’t even have a skateboard or have one but doesn’t know how to use one but brings it with them but doesn’t use it. Posers may hold their Trucks or do Mongo Pushing and brag about their fake grindings from their skateboard and that they’re so good at skateboarding, Until someone asks them to do an Ollie and ends up getting injured causing themselves to be embarassed and everyone calling them “Posers”

Kid: Hey! Do a Kickflip!
Poser: Oh Uh Okay… “Attempts an Ollie and falls”
Kid: Do you even SKATE mister?
Poser: Um of course I do, I’ve been skating for years!
Kid: Then how did you fail trying an Ollie??
Poser: Look… I’m just aaaaa burnt out okay.
Kid: Okay then, Poser!

by 8408 :D October 8, 2022

Poseidon’s Kiss

When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.

While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.

by Zeus’Throne October 13, 2022