A Hipster or Scenester with pants so tight it is as if they melted their legs and actually poured themselves into these pants, sometimes with bellbottoms sometimes not.
These men look as if the are wearing their 'younga 'sistas pants. visually unappealing, Tight and overall just plain Unacceptable!
When a couple is in a romance simply for the sex. A couple who are in this type of relationship are usually socially with drawn or when with people can't keep there hands off of each other. And actually aren't even that fond of each other just each others genitalia
Guy 1:Yeah Dan was cool till he started going out with cyndie now i don't even see him any more.
Guy 2: yeah man totally a no pants romance.
In the same vein as Sad Pants, Angry Pants, Cranky Pants, et al. A person feeling & showing off their angst-ridden mood.
Benny told his friend on the phone, "I'm not up to going to the club tonight, really; Jennifer's been little miss Angsty-Pants since she lost her job last week."