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Oliver

Top tier glazer. Every time he opens his mouth, you know he's boutta dickride the most out of pocket shit. Even if that person is completely retarded he will still dickride them to death. Once he gets his mark, he doesn't stop, that's not to say though he won't glaze multiple people, he only focuses on one dick at a time.
Person A: Person B, that's completely out of pocket, that literally makes no sense.
Oliver: WHAT?!?!?!? Thats' not true, that statement makes perfect sense, Person A, you have to be stupid!!! Person B is always right what are you talking about??!?! In fact, let me get on my knees person B, you clearly need your stress relieved after such a wild accusation!!!!
Person A: Always the damn Olivers
by itsyourboy28987 June 18, 2024
mugGet the Olivermug.

Oliver M

Such a cutie patootie little dumpling face munchkin pookie. Everyone loves this man
Omg, that new kid is such an Oliver M he always make me smile
by bomboclat_pookie February 13, 2024
mugGet the Oliver Mmug.

Oliver

Oliver is a very nice guy. He usually has blonde hair and blue or green eyes. He is a flirt with all the girls but usually has someone special on his mind.
friend 1: He’s pretty hot
friend 2: Thats Oliver’s! It sucks though because he likes Porscha.
friend 1: I’ll change that...
by hoodrat November 14, 2019
mugGet the Olivermug.

Oliver

a guy who embarrasses himself all the time but he at least has a huge dick so it makes up for the embarrassment he does by existing
Oliver: Hi I’m Oliver :D
Anyone: Ok. Wow nice cock bro.
by someguyudontneedtoknow September 5, 2023
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Oliver tompson

Gay Muppet who has a shallow friend group containing 2 people and his ego.
by anonymous September 10, 2020
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Oliver

Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.

Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.
Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7

Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?
by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 12, 2021
mugGet the Olivermug.

Oliver Fei

A big dick with two fucknuts as its friends who lives in a scrotum. Likes to go into dark caves and lives in a forest.
person one: Hey i have a Oliver Fei.

person 2: Really? I have one too.
by Ianlicksmyballs May 26, 2011
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