“Shit Beer”

Not so much as a low class of beer but the beer you take when you go for a shit.

I feel a turtle head poking out. Better take a “Shit Beer” with me as a may be a while.

by Sir_Rutto August 28, 2021

beer yoga

Taking the philosophies of yoga and pairing it with the pleasure of beer-drinking to reach your highest level of consciousness.

"Let's do some beer yoga!"
"Beer yoga is the best way to start your day!"
"My favorite type of excersise is beer yoga."

by BuckyLynn March 3, 2017

Face beer

The cheap, putrid swill that beer drinkers subsist on in times of economic hardship. Named for the inevitable facial scowl that accompanies each excruciating sip. Popular amongst seasonal workers in western Canada.

Monty was laid-off a month early this year, so he can't afford to drink that German stuff he usually buys. The poor guy's been stuck drinking face beer all winter.

by WorkingForTheMan May 6, 2011

Beer Monocle

When you are going to sleep with someone unattractive, but you are just drunk enough to not care.

Yo you are way out of Sarah's league.
Yeah, I know. I Just had my Beer Monocle on.

by stoneystupidface April 8, 2018

beer tumor

another name for a beer belly or spare tire around one's waist

Look at the beer tumor on Joe. He's been drinking a six pack a day for years.

by CowboyFanboy September 26, 2017

Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It is considered on of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.

Reggie made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain

by Lochwood May 12, 2014

replacement beers

Beers that you buy in a bodega or gas station across the street from the hotel the next day to replace the beers you drank from the minibar.

We crushed all the beers in the mini bar last night, but they are like eight bucks, so before we checked out we went and got some replacement beers at the Seven 11 across the street.

by urban blight May 7, 2009