Beef Pants

Common misinterpretation of the chant "defense!" often heard at American football games.

Why is everyone yelling beef pants?

by Mel4000 January 3, 2011

Rip the Beef

fart Ripping the Beef , Ripped the Beef.
A loud, violent fart that startles those around.

Damn Sarah! Did you just rip the beef?
Who ripped the beef?
Dude, stop ripping the beef!

by Fickle9 June 1, 2018

Beef Weak

1. Someone who's just utterly pathetic, bit of a moron.
2. Used in context do describe a mate saying how silly they are in a joking way.

See also wasteman and noob

Emmie: Hey you two guess what?
Tanya: What?
Dan: What
Emmie: BEEF WEAKSS!

by DanJn_n November 2, 2010

Beef carpaccio

Based on the cooking technique of carpaccio.

During sexual intercourse, you place a plastic bag over your lovers face and punch them repeatedly (can also be accomplished with a hammer for authenticity). Make sure the bag has holes to ensure access to oxygen.

This can be seen as the inverse of the donkey punch.

Jody: WOW! Sarah, where did you get all those bruises?
Sarah: Oh, last night was Joe's birthday, so while we were in bed I let him give me the beef carpaccio.
Jody: You guys are really in love, huh?
Sarah: We are.

by Wolfgang Moosecock November 25, 2009

beef bar

an inplement used to hit people with.

i pulled out my beef bar and smacked him over the head

by bigspuds July 7, 2006

italian beef

muscular, sexy, hariy italian man.

there was a lot of italian beef at the beach.

by yankee stroodle May 16, 2009

Roast beef

When a lady has a roast beef pussy

That girls pussy looks like roast beef

by Roast beef pussy November 30, 2020