My Toast Father named Toast

This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted

yay, im sending this to discord now

Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit

by Libsu April 19, 2018

Kick a boy named Ayden or Avery

september 15

avery or ayden: why would you kick me

me: because its Kick a boy named Ayden or Avery

by neia_purr September 15, 2021

I was just talking to (Boss's Name)

The get out of jail free card when your supervisor asks why you were late.

Said when you clearly slept in or more than one occasion but don't want to let anyone know there is a trend developing.

(Supervisor) "Jim! You're 20 minutes late for the start of your shift."
(Jim) "Yeah sorry, I was just talking to (Boss's Name), the CEO of the company."
(Supervisor) "Oh well in that case, no problems"

by OxfordSalty! July 27, 2011

too lazy to write my name

a cunt with a surprisingly large amount of time to do nothing

wow, too lazy to write my name is a total cunt.

by Some Scottish Cunt August 31, 2017

hey gurl whats your name

This is a pick up line to get a girls attention so a guy can get them digits

Jimmy:Hey gurl whats your name

Jessia: Umm im Jessica how do you not know my name were cousins ? And no you can't get these digits pervert

by Sjsjdksjekwnsxbsb March 16, 2017

My name out your mouth

Don't talk about someone when you have no relation to them or are not friends or acquaintances

"Were not mates anymore, you better keep my name out your mouth"

by Cyfer_rhyz May 3, 2021

Until Death Call My Name

It means live life to the fullest

(Richard) "Aye when you're gonna stop having sex with these girls"
(Me) "Until Death Call My Name".

by Jhon hanfle July 5, 2018