shwag muffin

A very poorly home rolled cigarette. You do not use a rolling machine.

Chris had said I make shwag muffins, due to their lack of quality.

by Dave-izzle September 27, 2005

Muffin Top

When a man with a stretchy scrotum pulls it over his entire genetalia making a fleshy mound that resembles a muffin top (with hair).

Last night Jack did a muffin top in front of all the girls at the party and none of them talked to him for the rest of the night.

by Jay Gall February 14, 2006

love muffin

a totally hot guy a year younger than you, and i mean HOT!

thomas is my love muffin!

by guess who?? February 15, 2004

cunt muffin

Quite simply, a muffin made of muff.

Andrew: "You're such a cunt muffin."
Cool Guy: "No Andrew, I am not, in fact, a muffin made of muff!"

by cool_guy November 15, 2012

stink muffin

an extremely stanky vagina; caused by cheesedoodling.

Melissa has a fuckin stink muffin.

by dickmeister September 30, 2007

Denver Muffin

When one takes a crap on His/Her sexual partner during intercourse.

Dude, I totally gave that bitch a Denver Muffin.

by Vintersorg February 14, 2005

Muffin Button

A candy or other object embedded at the top of a muffin.

The blue m&m muffin button was a nice touch.

by frugal-guy October 24, 2013