Referring to a person of Indian descent due to the geographical nature of their homeland being a giant valley. Valley monkeys are known to be exporters of carpets, magical carpets, and tigers.
Shopper 1: Hey where can I get a flying carpet like Aladdin had?
Shopper 2: Let's go to that Indian store.
Shopper 1: Oh, you mean that one owned by that valley monkey?
Shopper 2: Yeah, that one.
Shopper 2: Let's go to that Indian store.
Shopper 1: Oh, you mean that one owned by that valley monkey?
Shopper 2: Yeah, that one.
by Kookookachoomrmagoo October 17, 2011
You fucking filth monkey!
by Mr Horatio Winterleaf February 21, 2007
Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.
by Kittylace July 31, 2008
When a female does not arch her back correctly while receiving doggy style which forces the male to penetrate at an awkward angle usually up and down or at an augmented angle in a bouncing movement causing the engagement of the hamstrings and other leg muscles.
Rachel doesn't know how to arch her back man, I had to monkey dip her all night my legs are killing me.
by __kungfupanda__ November 25, 2014
a hoe or prostitute
by Cleofus March 26, 2007
A person who exists only as a cog in the capitalist economy that drives the US, often having no true free will.
by MooMooMalone March 04, 2021
1: A little monkey dressed in funny clothes that dances around next to a clown who is usually playing an accordian or other terrrible musical instrument. 2: An idiot who you only hang out with because his stupid behavior amuses you and you can laugh openly at him.
Nobody really likes that clown monkey PJ, but his stupid antics are fun to laugh at when you're bored.
by bigtimehotshot October 18, 2011