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Magic Chinese Buffet

Sometimes valued at over $1 Billion dollars, a magic chinese buffet is one of the most mysterious sights one can behold, as well as the most intriguing to experience. Legend says that the power of this delicious rarity cannot be understood by the majority of mankind. Only a few may ever be tempted with the mystical being who supposedly offers a chosen one the chance to pick a check for one billion dollars, or to be subjected to the majestic, magic chinese buffet. many choose the unbelievable wealth offered, however, only the truly fortuitous and kind at heart will have the opportunity to experience magic in the world over an extrinsic reinforcer such as simple cash.
Magic Chinese Buffet master: Good sir, I now offer you the choice to choose $1 Billion dollars to be all yours, tax-free of course, or the option to experience the only bit of magic you will ever be subjected to in your feeble lifetime.
Steve: There's no doubt in my mind, I want to experience magic, to know that said mystical happenings exist in this world, and of course, to indulge in what is, the Magic Chinese Buffet.
by Steveshiftyshaft January 18, 2011
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magic box of fire

i.e. A lighter, a device used to lite things, or start a fire
"Hey do you have a magic box of fire so i can light my cigarette?"
by Captian LuLu March 5, 2007
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Magical Jungle Milk

I sucked down some magical jungle milk and now I have super powers! And aids...
by Meatswamp June 4, 2017
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Magical Poll Land

The 2nd most popular guild on Gaia Online. Known for lacking a significant number of competent mods, bandwagons, drama, and arrogant regulars who will all gang up on and flame the shit out of any user who attempts to speak his or her opinion, or gets into a fight with someone with a higher rank on the social hierarchy.

Is less fun than it used to be, filled to the brim with quest threads, and has been infested with furfags, newfags and regular fags.
I can be a retarded in Magical Poll Land and everybody will shit on me for it, even though they're just as retarded!
by Addison R. February 4, 2008
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As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger with capers!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper Magic to Yourself Burger -- because capers are awesome, while magic is not."
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Super duper magic hat

A super duper magic hat is where you place you penis in a woman’s vagina then while you are having sexual intercourse you put you’re hands in there stretching the vagina, you then proceed to stretch the vagina with things like, melons, shoes, bowling balls, bricks, printers and so forth, the next step is to grease u a dwarf not a midget a dwarf then place him in side this will act as a base, then you place you’re head in side and stand up wear the woman like a hat, finally you prompt the dwarf to do the YMCA dance, this will make the woman orgasm all down you’re face Wow why is Allah’s head so wet.
Osama Bin Laden: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hats.
Saddam: sweet I want one
Osama Bin Laden: Really
A: Wow why is C's head so wet
B: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hat

A: sweet I want one
by Billy bob goat June 13, 2009
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