Yeet Machine

A blade, usually from a razor or pencil sharpener, used for self harming.

My bestie tried to hide her yeet machine from me but it didn't work.

by sewerslidewhore December 11, 2021

Machine Gun

A sex act where you have a threesome with an ATF agent's mother and wife, preferably rapidly and without a condom.

Did you hear the ATF raided Jim after he bragged about how he did a machine gun?

by Peg Your Dad for Christ March 24, 2022

content machine

In reality, he's nothing but a meat shield

I'm a content machine pepeW

by Praydan January 23, 2022

Machete welding machine

Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor

Machete welding machine is not a human being

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Machine

Slang for crack pipe.

(In a circle of crack heads, crettin their next rock) “Hurry up and pass us that there machine our kid.”

by Kravin April 7, 2022

Meme machine

A person who needs memes to survive

Filthy frank needs a meme machine to survive because without memes he will die

by Joe_mama_666999 April 19, 2022