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make believe armor

The imaginary armor for a man that protects him from false “me too” accusations and/or abuse from women.

Very similar to a customer service face, make believe armor helps men interact with women and navigate the treacherous world of women’s rights.

While wearing make believe armor men can interact and simply talk with women without fear of reprisal or false accusations.

Typically make believe armor is worn at social activities such as dancing and parties but can and should probably be worn in the workplace or even at home.

While wearing make believe armor men are only able to talk about subjects that nothing sexual, sexist or overly masculine undertones or microaggressions can be taken away from ie the weather, sports stats, Wild Animal facts, and marinade recipes. Also things that are very technical like database building or power generation or ballistics.

*Make believe armor doesn’t actually exist except in the mind of a man or in other men.
“Hey Ma’am ”
“Hey Sir”

“The sun has reached it’s zenith and the temperature is warmer”
“Would you say it is hot?”
“No Ma’am I would not, because I’m wearing my make believe armor, I would say it’s certainly not cold”

“Dude won’t even talk about anything but the third law of thermodynamics to that girl, he’s wearing his make believe armor”

“I’m sorry Jill I would ask you to dance, but I’m wearing my make believe armor so what do you think of Tom Brady’s completion record?”
by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018
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kiss and make up

Try to get along with everyone, no matter how different they may be from us.
Let's put all our social, economic and political differences aside, and kiss and make up.
by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
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Make it rain on that ass

When a guy jerks off on his partners ass, to avoid coming inside of her, or by choice because he likes to come on his partners ass then rub his cock in his own spunk.
Nauman: Oh man, I can't wait until I see Shannon in Florida and she gives me her amazingly tight doggie style! I am gonna make it rain on that ass!

Sam: Bro, you're an idiot. You broke up with her last week because you said she was "using you as a character in her fantasy..." Whatever that means...

Nauman: oh yeah, that's right... I guess I'll just have to use my hand like always.

spunk spooge jizm cum love jam
by shannoneliot June 4, 2014
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make it count minutes

Making the most out of the last 10 minutes of a really long conversation.
Please tell me how much you love me in the final make it count minutes.
by Feisty Squirrel October 2, 2011
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No Make up may

On May 1st It is no make Up may until June 1st
So a girl will wake up and will say Oh shoot it’s No Make Up May until June 1st
by IGHHTIMGONNAHEADOUT November 10, 2019
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make my night

"You made my night" It means that something has made you feel happy or joyful, at the night time.
So when someone makes you feel happy, and you are at night, then you can say to this person that he or she has made your night.
Your food is very nice.Thanks to make my night.
by Berber嘎坏蛋 August 22, 2017
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Making Love

When sex goes to hire a PR firm
Clara: We were making love....
Friend: Cut the crap and why don't you say you were having sex
by Unwashed_Jeans August 27, 2017
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