Landis 

The smartest guy around,he is strong and sporty has good looks and you want to hang out with him.

Person 1: Hey Landis your so awesome.
Landis: I know.

Landis by LandisP November 15, 2019

Landmine Learning 

When a child encounters an explicit or adult topic or phrase they don't understand, and they ask an adult about it, or regurgitate it in some fashion. In stead of calmly explaining to the child the adult nature of the topic or phrase, the adult "blows up" and punishes the child for being inappropriate, often not explaining why it's inappropriate.

Landmine Learning example:

Child- "Mommy, what's a dildo?"
Adult- "What?? Where did you hear that!?"
Child- "From a kid at school..."
Adult- "I don't ever want to hear you say that again. Go to your room!!!"

Landmine Learning by Alexk44 May 6, 2020

Landon Paul Jones 

A Mexican with really small ears.

"Hey Mom, who is that Mexican with the 2-inch ears." "Little Timmy, that's Landon Paul Jones"

Landon Paul Jones by Young Fetus August 23, 2020

landin 

Not smart dumb and stupid. The only guy in your class that will do anything you want them to.

Carter- Landin go pants Noah down there.
Landin- I got you.

*pantsed noah*

landin by Landonpromitski45637 April 20, 2022

Don Lando 

Also known as "Wesley Batson", he is a member of Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe. He was born in 1987 in a hospital somewhere in a vacinity of doctors. In 1998, he was arrested off the Alaskan Coast for illegal whale hunting. He was released on a $450,000 bail by friend Aaron Allen. In late 1999, he moved to an abandoned World War II bunker in central Florida. There, he met Chris Stoney. Stoney awed Batson with his amazing drum skills. Once the three got together, they formed a band known as "Cool Band". However, they realized they missed something. Vocals. One day, Batson and Allen were at the local Goodwill searching for office chairs when they met Rob Lowe. Lowe's quiet yet firm appearence instantly aroused Batson and Allen's interests. Lowe signed and thus formed Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe.

Don Lando is Wesley Batson's alias.

Don Lando by Risto1116 July 6, 2006

anal landscaper 

the act of being a complete homo, or a word used to increase your chances of hurting someone when cussing them out

god, that jalin kid is such an anal landscaper. Who the hell flirts with their football coaches?

anal landscaper by napoleonniggermuffin April 26, 2010

kyla landrumm 

A gorgeous young girl that is irisistable to guys and has a nice body. Kyla is also the most amazing person on earth, she is the best and always will be.

Kyla landrumm is perfect

kyla landrumm by Peckham tristen May 14, 2015