jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

Buffalo jump

To drive a herd of bison toward a cliff, where they stampede over the edge and fall to their deaths or be severely injured, making them easier to kill.

To keep Joe Biden staying in the race for so long was a buffalo jump !

by iscritto February 13, 2025

Dirty Harry Jump

He’s such a dirty dog he loves it down every hole

Yesterday, I learned how to do a Dirty Harry Jump.

by DrJumpJets April 21, 2022

Jimmy-jumping

Getting an erection while jumping on a trampoline.

"Dude look at that hot girl."
"Ha, you're going to to start jimmy-jumping!"

by HeyItsThatSexyGuy July 09, 2012

jump maxing

To be gay but eat pussy

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing

by Googol blipblip February 03, 2024

Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.

Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.

by BookFacee July 02, 2010

All wolves jumping on one bear

Basically, a group of wolves jumping on one beat. But, a group of people jumping on one person they robbing, mugging, disrespecting, bullying, and fighting. A female lying on, or falsely accusing a male of something to get everyone to believe he’s a criminal, and jump on him.

Malcolm: Three guys try to rob me.
Timmy: They’re all wolves jumping on one bear.

by LinkxPeach February 16, 2023