When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"
by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019

When you put a rubber band around your tip and nut, then keep the nut inside till it solidifies. Then next time you pee, remove the rubber band and pee out the gelatinous nut.
by Betz38 December 4, 2024

black = sex
blue = handjob
red = blowjob
clear = snapper's choice
green = anal
white = flash
pink = girl's choice
light blue = guy's choice
gold = finger
silver/grey = fisting
yellow = hug
purple = hug & kiss
orange = 69
glow in the dark = sex toys
indigo = suck any part of the body
blue = handjob
red = blowjob
clear = snapper's choice
green = anal
white = flash
pink = girl's choice
light blue = guy's choice
gold = finger
silver/grey = fisting
yellow = hug
purple = hug & kiss
orange = 69
glow in the dark = sex toys
indigo = suck any part of the body
by clawing-backs May 13, 2013

Someone who is Jealous. Mainly a cute way to call out a side piece or the main with out offending their very existence.
Girl: *talking to someone other then the main*
Main: ... *looking mad as hell*
Girl: *tries to be cute knowing damn well she ain’t* aww, come here my little jelly bean!
Main: ... *looking mad as hell*
Girl: *tries to be cute knowing damn well she ain’t* aww, come here my little jelly bean!
by Jazogirl February 20, 2021

by Himothy Rizzler May 8, 2023

A great person who is always there for their friends and helps alot when you're going through stuff. An all round great person who you are lucky to be friends with! They also love gore
Person 1: Jelly cats is awesome!
Person 2: ye! They helped me out of a rough patch the other day!
Person 3: is it true they have jelly beans instead of brain cells?
Person 2: ye! They helped me out of a rough patch the other day!
Person 3: is it true they have jelly beans instead of brain cells?
by DragonQueen 75829 November 15, 2022

A jelly sundae is when you and your friends book a night at a motel in Manhattan with a bath tub and proceed to fill the bathtub with smucker’s sugar free blueberry jelly in the bathtub to the brim and then have a 5 7/12 hour long orgy session in the bathtub no matter the gender , religion or race . This can be used as a group punishment.
“Hey jarred you down to have a jelly sundae with the boys later ? I will provide the jelly”
Or
Red team loses to blue team by 3 point , they are given the forfeit of a jelly sundae
Or
Red team loses to blue team by 3 point , they are given the forfeit of a jelly sundae
by Cocksuckerpaul330 January 2, 2022
