The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.
John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.
Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
by JT slay November 10, 2022
Get the Toilet Jerkmug. One who's personality lends itself to being bullish or blunt without considering the feelings of others. Initially, this type of person has no idea that others see him/her as a jerk due to obliviousness.
I really thought I was just providing my coworker pertinent information, but then I thought about the way I said it. I'm pretty sure I was an accidental jerk.
by WhiskyNick September 14, 2018
Get the Accidental Jerkmug. by Halfbagel May 5, 2016
Get the Jerk le Gherkmug. Money is tight, so after careful consideration, I’ve chosen to dig a Jerk Hole to prepare for my upcoming Weightlifting meet.
by Chocolatechipwaffles September 2, 2023
Get the Jerk Holemug. 
Circle jerk: The name comes from men jerking each other off in a circle.
And it's often used for people who fanboy over something and like to praise it a lot, and hate those who like the same thing but don't praise it enough.
And it's often used for people who fanboy over something and like to praise it a lot, and hate those who like the same thing but don't praise it enough.
CircleJerkPerson: i love Rick and Morty so much! you need 7000 IQ to understand it!
Normal fan: dude what lol? it's a great show but they fucked something something
CircleJerkPerson: Fuck you cunt!
Now the this fan looks for communities with people like them who jerk each other off by praising this show thus creating a Circle jerk.
Normal fan: dude what lol? it's a great show but they fucked something something
CircleJerkPerson: Fuck you cunt!
Now the this fan looks for communities with people like them who jerk each other off by praising this show thus creating a Circle jerk.
by Saldsas_37 September 14, 2019
Get the Circle jerkmug. To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016
Get the Murk-and-Jerkmug.