Cap fishing

When I handicapped person tricks you into wanting to be intimate with them due to them not showing you they are handicapped in there photos. Photos from the neck up only.

Sal: Dude did you here about Jim

Nat: Nah what happened?
Sal: He got was a victim of cap fishing. That girl he went on a date with was actually handicapped and he didn’t know because she never said anything.

by iamanthonydean April 10, 2020

Cap that

When someone says some dumb shit and you ain't fucking with it, like you don't think its a good idea

John: aye we should go in the woods
Chris: nah , cap that

by Prettymuchahoe...woohoo August 20, 2018

Cap

When someone is lying

p1 - "Broooo some guy jumped out of a plane while doing a backflip and 360 noscope with a 148 javelin missle."

p2 - "Cap."

by Al-shish kabob May 15, 2022

cap

simply, not the truth

bunny loves me more, than i love her, that’s cap.

by kamiphobia October 5, 2021

Hand your cap

Another way of saying "let me squash your tits"

Ello mate, can I hand your cap?

by Xboxgamer69420 February 5, 2022

murder cap

It’s for cunts like RONAL THE GREAT

I’m putting yeg on the map like a murder cap

by Yeg mandem January 24, 2018

Cap on a Goat

Expression of when something goes wrong.

Henry: Dude, how's the code coming along?

Andrew: Cap on a Goat, it's not.

by Charles Berwick February 8, 2021