Russian Lap Dance

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....

the russian lap dance is the only way to take a shit.

by Mattman40 January 9, 2012

Russian Magic Trick

The sexual act of a woman pouring vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it out while getting the man drunk in the process.

I can't believe Kevin made out with her right after she gave him a Russian Magic Trick!

by FindMakarov69 November 15, 2011

Russian Meatloaf Surprise

The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.

Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".

by Brown Squared January 9, 2010

Russian Lightning Bolt

The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.

"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"

Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"

by Judas, the Slayer of Hippies April 19, 2014

Russian Round-house

The art of doing a round house kick over your girl friend, knocking a shot glass off her head with your nutsack

Babe, I didn't mean to hit you during that Russian Round-house.

by Fappio Flintstone September 18, 2014

Russian Infusion Maneuver

The act of inserting a bottle of Smirnoff Vodka into another's rectum, and then popping the cap by clenching the butt-cheeks.

Vladimir: How goes your weekend comrade Nikoli?
Nickoli: Wonderful, did the Russian Infusion Maneuver at a party the other day

by WIlll Smith December 30, 2014

Russian Touroulette's Syndrome

n. A rare condition where the person having this mental disease is constantly facing a subconscious impulse that is forcing them to immediately take a 6-round revolver loaded with one bullet, spin the chamber, and squeeze the trigger. Not to be confused with the temporary state of people under the influence of alcohol, who attempt to play the game of Russian Roulette out of inebriated choice, Russian Touroulette's Syndrome is completely involuntary.

Person 1: Hey, Brian has been carrying a revolver around a lot and taking pulls on the trigger. Do you think that he might have Russian Touroulette's Syndrome?

Person 2: No, actually Brian is a violent alcoholic with a concealed carry license who also happens to be a complete idiot.

Person 1: Ah. I see.

by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016