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Wilde Hilde aka Hannah

Ohne Brille nix los. Keine Chance Kreuzworträtsel oder die siebenhundertdreiundzwanzigste,achteinssechste Mathe Aufgabe zu lösen.

Trude (ACHTUNG: vierbeinig aber KEIN Pferd) ist als zwar hinternloser aber ständiger Begleiter oder persönliches Taxi stets an ihrer Seite, sollte sie sich nicht gerade im Parkhaus verlaufen oder mal wieder keine Motivation haben die Beine in Gang zu bringen, um (natürlich absolut nötiger Weise.. *nicht*) Stunden vor Unterrichtsbeginn die Schule zu erreichen.

Fragwürdig bleibt dennoch: ist es Trude oder doch unsere Hannah, die die verhassten 50cm Wesen aus der niederen Bevölkerungsgruppe (=Kinder) ummähen will?

Die Antwort kennen nur die beiden... doch durch fallende Kommentare bei Begegnungen mit Individuen dieser Art lässt sich erahnen, wer die 100%ige Wahrscheinlichkeit für sin solches für Hass codierendes Allel in sich trägt.
Wilde Hilde aka Hannah: "och ne digga, schon wieder diese scheiß Dreckskinder immer, da will man sich einmal ne Brezel kaufen bruder."
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Hannah

A cheater who dates ur best friend after she broke ur heart twice.
Me: hannah cheated on me
Friend: Ik bro, she sucks
by Daddy4306921 February 27, 2022
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Hannah

If you have a hannah you are a real lucky person--she will have your back no matte what--she will always be there for you--like when you trip into a fountain cuz you stupidly decided to walk to nuneaton from Coventry--although you hate Christmas if she is with you you will like it regardless--ecen if you haven't met in person and only known her five days--a hannah will change your life and encourage you to be the best version of yourself, she can be annoying at times but you will always love her and you will do anything and everything to make her happy.i love you--and I'm not sorry for saying it so much; I'm serious about you--i really am--you are my everything.
I love you Hannah.<3
by A moron who loves you. December 23, 2021
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reverse Hannah Baker

When you send "a tape" to some of your friends saying nice things, the opposite to what Hannah Baker did in 13 reasons why
Yo, what a nice reverse Hannah Baker you sent me
by Metyoulanzipedia January 2, 2020
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Hannah Wallbank

A Hannah Wallbank is a tall girl who is very weird. You're lucky to be friends with her as she will always care for you but don't get on her bad side! she knows karate.
woah! that lampost is tall, must be a hannah wallbank!
by Billy bobster lobster January 7, 2017
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Hannah Eyes

An eye condition where no matter how hard you try your contact lenses slip out at the worst possible time and place imaginable.
Guy 1: what the hell is that in your steak?

Guy 2: sorry man it contact lense, its these damn hannah eyes
by keskeskeskes September 21, 2021
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Hannah

The hottest, amazing, greatest, coolest, perfect, kind, sweet & awesome. She is the world’s biggest gabenath shipper and is proud of it. She shits daily & they are, wow, really big ones. She also has a huge ass.
Wow, Hannah is so hot
by Gabenath_girl May 18, 2022
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