lumps on his bald head

in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the bumps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the bumps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific bump on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to sex, the bigger the bump the better the sex!

Uday's got the smallest lumps on his bald head, oops, looks like a lot of awful sex

by lumpedy lump March 13, 2011

Lick his forty-footer

If anyone says this to you, they are referring to Jeon Jungkook’a forty-foot length cock, or anyone that’s known to have a big dick.

Bts fan 1: wow I love Jeon Jungkook!

Bts fan 2: yeah, I wanna lick his forty-footer

Bts fan 1: I think everyone does

by Ciyanabanana August 13, 2020

Cut his knees out

The act of humiliating someone who thinks they are high and mighty. Taken from the following occurrence: A boxer bragging and smirking at a dive bar; a midget shredding his legs below the knees with his shiv.

"That neo-Nazi cracker has not been so boastful since that little Jewish girl cut his knees out."

by Zed Numar July 27, 2021

got his balls wet

Testing out the waters. First time doing ANYTHING...

Until he got his balls wet at the new job, he was on his best behavior.

by cdoo56 November 13, 2011

likes it up his ass

Another way of saying "he's gay", 'cause gay guys usually love taking dicc up their pink hole.

Girl 1: I tried flirting with him but he wouldn't even look at me!
Girl 2: He probably likes it up his ass.

by da_wick3d_boi96 September 7, 2018

dick over his shoulder

You proved it. You were right. Now you get to gloat over that shit, everyone knows and can see it.

Damon's girl is the hottest, she stepped out of her car and now he waking around with his dick over his shoulder.

by bt3101 December 20, 2020

cupman and his pal mughead

what happens when cuphead and mugman swap shorts and noses and eye sizes.

Dont ask me, ask fanfic writers

Singer for Cuphead: "Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman, They liked to-"
Triggered Smartass: "They swapped places. Its Cupman and his pal Mughead."
Singer for Cuphead: "._. Boi"

by Furyfreeze2005 June 6, 2018