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facebook forensics

The investigative process by which one tries to establish the identity of a random person who has been their facebook friend for so long that they no longer remember when or where they met.

Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.
Guy 1: Why have you been in your room for so long?

Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!

Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?

Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.

Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?
by theoneandonlyMD January 26, 2010
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Facebook Mirage

This is when a girl in real life looks absolutely nothing like what her facebook profile picture does.
Turner: Bro, that girl was a total Facebook Mirage, I went in thinking she was a 10 and when I got to the date party, she looked like a f*cking dude.

Bro: F*cking skanks.
by Broseidon - The Bro King March 16, 2010
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facebook brofficial

To confirm one's bromance with someone through making it Facebook Official by listing them as a brother regardless of gender.
Jon and I are facebook brofficial now; he confirmed me as his brother.
by whattabro June 28, 2010
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facebook friend threat

When someone you vaguely know or hate sends you a facebook friend request and you don't wish to appear rude or unsociable by ignoring or rejecting the request.

This sometimes happens when you add a new boy or girl friend and their friend who you spoke to briefly at a party sends you a request. The requester knows that you'll be all over facebook informing your friends about your new romance.
You: That bitch Alice sent me a friend request
Bob: oh I don't see we have her as a mutual friend
You: I felt facebook friend threat so I'm just going to ignore it
by eneville July 26, 2010
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Facebook goodnight

A status update on Facebook, that lets everyone, who cares, know that you're signing off and finally going to sleep.
(excessive facebook user): "wheew!!, I'm tired.. That's enough facebook for one day. I think it's time to Facebook goodnight my fans, errrr... I meant friends" <types status update> bout to hit the sheets, nite fb.
by Laskou January 14, 2011
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Facebook Fatigue

You're exhausted because your real life can't keep up with your virtual one.
Friend: "I sent you a Facebook message and never heard back. What up?"

You: "Sorry, man. I have a serious case of Facebook Fatigue. The doc says I need hot tea, fresh air and to practice looking into the distance at least 3x a day."
by trailer y February 23, 2011
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Facebook Mixtape

Like in the olden days, guys or girls make a "mix tape" to share with them their favorite music. Since tape players do not exist anymore, they send the other person a facebook message with links to their favorite songs on you tube
Nicole Lundgren is so hot! I know she'll dig me after she listens to my facebook mixtape!
by nbmallard April 17, 2011
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