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Fart Karma

The karma one experiences after trying to blame a fart on someone / something else.
Luke farted whist on the treadmill at the gym and looked at the person next him, as if to afford the blame onto them. Suddenly, his iPod fell from his pocket, was kicked on by the momentum of his running stride and landed INSIDE the treadmill. A one in a million shot or fart karma?
by Slim Shane-e July 5, 2012
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a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.
Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.
by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013
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Fetal fart

An unborn fart; gas in the intestinal tract working its way toward anal birth
"What was that rumbling noise?" asked Wes.

"It's Tom's fetal farts. We should clear the room before he gives birth," exclaimed Craig.
by GMoney63 November 19, 2011
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fart mirror

When an individual bends over and spreads their buttcheecks in the mirror so they can see themselves fart
“One time I walked into a Walmart bathroom and I saw this guy fart mirroring!”
by Gmoney1725 February 28, 2018
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Kimchi Farts

The noxious gasses that originate from someones posterior when they consume Korean spicy pickled cabbage. Also known as Kimchi.

A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.
Sakiko's been on the Kimchi again. Just make sure you don't go in the toilet right after her, those kimchi farts will kill you.
by Kimchimakesmybutthurt May 5, 2018
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Bus Fart

Technical term for loud the loud air compression sounds buses make when kneeling or opening/closing doors.
I have to put my phone down when I get onboard the bus because the bus fart is too loud to hear anything.

While boarding bus: "Sorry, hang on a second, I'm not going to be able to hear you over the sound of the bus fart."
by soundslikepuget January 10, 2014
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Ass Fart

A bum who won’t get out of bed.
Yo get up!

No
Leave him alone he’s being a ass fart
by Wheybolic July 1, 2019
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