English Ignorance

An English speaker who believes the world revolves around them on the grounds that ‘English is the universal language’ & other bullshit.

Lots of draws to racism, xenophobia etc.

I dislike Korean music because I can’t understand the lyrics.

You don’t listen to English music in Korea?? Are you f-ing crazy? How is this possible?
Alan, that is your English ignorance.

I went to Spain last month, no one spoke English... idiots.

by Ninjacat1357392 June 1, 2021

English Dentist

Similar to the Donkey Punch but instead of punching the person in the back of the head, you twist their head and punch them in the mouth, knocking out their teeth.

Karen needed an ice pack after I gave her an English Dentist last week.

by Captain Lazer Face June 10, 2021

England jumpscare

When someone pisses you off, you stand over them menacingly, take out your balls, and then put them on the back of their neck.

When your friend, Jarod is bothering you and you’ve had enough you give him the England jumpscare

by ButtBangerCity69 June 21, 2021

English pig

What French Canadiens (typically Québécois) call English speaking Canadians

“You know, you’re stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.”

by PucklineJesus June 25, 2021

englisbee

am englisbee is annoying and smells like fart

that girl is a englisbee

by Y05311N July 19, 2021

England

A city in the United Kingdom.

Jack: I live in England.

by emo nezuko August 3, 2021

Englis-ha

A language pronouncing the english language so bassicly if you wanted to say the word alliance you would say allience because that is how the word is pronounced

I spek englis-ha ouhat abaout yowuh.

by The language inventor October 31, 2021