A dragon who likes to play the slot machines. This word was thought up today while playing 'Jade of the Dragon', a slot machine at Casino Aztar in Evansville, IN.
Opal: Here we are at Aztar. Let's hit 'Jade of the Dragon'.
Earl: You big Casino Dragon, you! We're gonna breathe fire all over these other guys.
Opal: (screaming and fire shooting out of her mouth) Let's burn it, baby! This thing is going down!!
Earl: (playfully throws a bucket of water on Opal) Easy, dear, it's only the name of a game, not a real dragon.
Opal: (crying) Poor baby, I expected a real dragon. Well, at least I can do dragon tai chi.
Earl: You big Casino Dragon, you! We're gonna breathe fire all over these other guys.
Opal: (screaming and fire shooting out of her mouth) Let's burn it, baby! This thing is going down!!
Earl: (playfully throws a bucket of water on Opal) Easy, dear, it's only the name of a game, not a real dragon.
Opal: (crying) Poor baby, I expected a real dragon. Well, at least I can do dragon tai chi.
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 7, 2011
Get the Casino Dragon mug.Slang for male masturbation. The rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the "punching," while the "dragon" is your penis. Presumably originated from the fact that ejaculation can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough BWW Wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.
G-Money: "Whoa! That new waitress is hot. On an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while I go to the restroom."
B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."
B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."
by Benny Dawg January 16, 2011
Get the Punching the Dragon mug.When you get lettuce, cabbage, and a bowl during sex. You put the lettuce and cabbage in the bowl and cum in the bowl as a ranch dressing. You tell her its salad and while she eats it you duck tape her mouth and tell her its cum, and she sprays it out of her nose like a dragon.
Matt: Hey dude, i just gave Alyssa a Ranch Dragon!
John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!
Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.
John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!
Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.
by David GivesEmAlabamaHotpockets July 13, 2010
Get the Ranch Dragon mug.Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, tell her to, "make a wish bitch," smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she will become an Enchanted, Angry Dragon.
by apdiddy April 17, 2009
Get the Enchanted Dragon mug.When fucking a girl you put your thumb in her chocolate starfish. At the moment she comes you release your thumb, her rectal muscles relax and shit will come out.
I gave her a fucking fatal dragon last night, I'm so glad I was at her place, damn what a nasty shitpile.
by Adnan O December 13, 2008
Get the fatal dragon mug.A hairstyle created in the early 18th century that resembles the classically known "mullet" .Some of England's most predominant royal lunatics and potions makers arranged their hair in this fashion.
A Good example of the Floof Dragon can be found at this website however it has been improperly labeled as a "mullet".
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by Floof Master Dragon Tits Lord December 23, 2008
Get the Floof Dragon mug.An act of oral sex where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.
Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector
Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.
guy: it's my smoke detector
Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.
by Nickmackpattywhaxk February 11, 2014
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