Dan

A "Dan" is a person who is so unbelievably bad at swimming that he could somehow manage to drown in a hole in the ground filled with air.

When the invisible puddle appeared on the sidewalk, Dan managed to trip over it and somehow flail around as if he were drowning in a pool; it was a classic "Dan" moment.

by thegrimm15 September 6, 2024

Dan Bussell

Dan Bussell is a total 1D spiv who can't handle the bantz

Dan Bussells' going out to avoid the bantz

by sexmachine96 December 31, 2012

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider

A Nickelodeon Scandal.

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021

Dan

Another word for a simp. A dan will try way too hard with a girl and will ALWAYS put a them in front of the boys. When confronted he will deny it but it is common knowledge that the word simp and dan are synonymous.

"That kid jack over there is trying way too hard right now"

"That kids always been such a Dan"

by heebie201 November 15, 2020

Dan roach

Sexiest man you'll ever meet, often cannot be found like finding a rare pokemon.

Sam: Yo I think I just found Dan Roach Ashik: ye man that guy was pretty fit tbf

by Big Tube January 6, 2023

Dan william

Dan William is a really hot dude that could Get with anyone

“See that guy over there?” “Oh Yeah hes a total dan william!”

by Exemoblueberry November 21, 2021

Dan

Often found doing odd things. Enjoys playing with ugly ass cars/trucks. Do something wrong and he’ll become a huge dickfuck and leave you on the road

Dan is always and asshole to the kid who takes his shit

by Juul life May 19, 2018