duck ass

someone who does or says something so stupid that they deserve a kick in the ass. derived from the way ducks hold their tail feathers up in the air, exposing their asses

dude: rich just bet that guy $300 he could finish the entire fifth of 151.
bro: da fuck?
dude: dunno.
bro: rich is a duck ass. he's gonna lose the money and be passed the fuck out.

by explainer February 14, 2004

Duck Dynasty (Duck Dy-Nasty)

When you ass is so tight and you fart, it sounds like a duck call.

Duck Dynasty (Duck Dy-Nasty) I am so stressed out, I had a full day of duck dynasty

by BradLaw July 16, 2015

butt duck

stinky farts that sound like ducks coming out your ass

alyssa has a butt duck.

by Corinne_creep December 17, 2008

Love duck

A term losers use to describe their gf/bf. Not used by many ppl, (mostly because, well face it! What's a love DUCK supposed to mean??

A flower for you, merry Christmas my love duck!! 8-B
oh Alex! Gives him a big fat hug absorbing him into her fatne-uhhh i mean....extra..

by Brit1228 December 24, 2009

Fuck duck

Carl

"Man, that Carl is fuck duck."

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

duck call

A very noisy, prolonged fart. It produces an artificial quacking noise similar to a hunter's duck call.

Such farts are produced by expelling a tremendous amount of gas quickly. They are uncomfortable, and do not attract ducks.

Damn! That duck call sounded like it blew your ass out!

by Tuftskins May 1, 2009

Duck Fever

The next big "epidemic" that the government will make up too keep us on our toes. Will come shortly after Pig flu is forgotten.

"Jonny has Duck Fever"
"That sucks man, he had swine flu a couple months ago!!"

by drjemt May 6, 2009