Put on Clams

The 2016 equivalent of the mid-late 2000s phrase "you got served". For one to be put on clams, they must be showed up by somebody who is considered of lesser ability (i.e. an underdog).

The phrase's origin is unclear but it did originate from the suburban town of Montville, NJ. The thought process behind the phrase seems to tie into the nature of clams to be served as an appetizer (i.e. clams casino) on a platter for group consumption. In this example, it points to somebody being put out in the open to be picked on by a multitude of bystanders.

Mark, the tiniest kid in the school, just stuffed Rob's (the varsity basketball captain) shot in gym class. ROB JUST GOT PUT ON CLAMS

by Jgo55 November 17, 2016

Steamin' the clam

When she won't open up so you get her in the sauna and started steamin' the clam so she gets hot enough to open up that clam exposing that sweet pink.

Paul couldn't get the cleaning girl to give in, so he coax her to the sauna and once inside Paul started steamin' the clam and had her open up that clam within minutes!

by Clamer October 12, 2016

Clam Jam

The opposite of a sausage party, when there is a large ratio of women:men in a group.

"I need to leave this place, it's a total clam jam"

by ryguyedmonton April 24, 2016

Clam bake

When one woman releases flatulence on another woman's crotch. ie. The residual heat baking her clam.

So my girlfriend and I were scissoring when she farted and gave me a clam bake

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Clam Table

A clam table is used in the game of 'hooking the clam' which involves several young Yorkshire men brought to the brink of orgasm, a chubby well greased barmaid to belly slide on and a lot of skill.

Albert: " The clam table is covered in spunk and lard from last night and I cleaned it last time"I
Jim: " Stop telling porkys I cleaned it".

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

Clammed

When you constantly have clammy hands.

Penny had been very busy at work, she took a moment to herself and sat down, looked over at her friend and said...

"God I'm clammed up today, me hands are so moist".

by BENJAMINBODEL April 9, 2022

bust her clam

After taking off a girls panties, you eat ass from behind before coitus.

Dude, make sure you bust her clam before raw dogging it.

by MaxMillllion August 26, 2019