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Christmas Afternoon Funk

The feeling one gets during the afternoon and evening hours of Christmas Day. The gifts have been unwrapped, the cousins, uncles and in-laws have all gone home, and leftovers fill the fridge. The holiday festivities, so heavily anticipated, are now over, leaving an empty feeling inside.
After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays
by d_leet December 25, 2016
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Christmas knot

A Christmas Knot is when two men tie their penises together and ejaculate at the same time on two women while saying “take this you ho ho hoes!!!”
“Hey Onii-chan I want a Christmas Knot!!!!”
by Maxamagican September 9, 2020
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Blackest christmas

Going to the mall and dipping your ass in black paint and proceeding to grind on the mall Santa
Yeah me and Jonah had the blackest Christmas
by Hasaf December 3, 2019
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christmas makeout

On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.
“Come makeout with me!”
“Why?”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout!”
by pollutebumhole December 24, 2023
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Christmas Crasher

A person who is not Christian and who normally does NOT celebrate Christmas, but yet enjoys the holiday of Christmas, gets the day off, goes to Christmas parties, enjoys eggnog, sings Christmas songs and hangs out with his/her Christian friends around the Christmas tree and even receives gifts from Santa.
I'm a Jew, but yet I'm a Christmas Crasher because I love to go to my buddie's Christmas party, drink lots of spiked egg nog, get gifts under the tree, sing Christmas carols and enjoy the day off from work!
by annieoakley December 27, 2010
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faux christmas

getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!
my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas

got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2016
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Christmas

Can you believe it guys? Christmas, just a week away. Christmas is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Christmas! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Christmas! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Christmas! Just a week away!
Can you believe it guys Christmas! Just a week away
by Ronkill30 January 12, 2022
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