Waxing the Cheese

Male masturbation

I was pissed because my mom walked in on me while I was waxing the cheese.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 16, 2010

hamburger with cheese

A cheeseburger in which the cheese was an after-thought. The cheese is placed on the patty after it is cooked, but before the top of the bun is placed on the hamburger, as opposed to the cheese being melted onto the patty while still on the grill (cheeseburger).

You: Excuse me waitress, I ordered a cheeseburger. This is clearly a hamburger with cheese.
Waitress: What's the difference?
You: Look it up on urban dictionary, skank.

by werdo terdo May 12, 2010

extreme cave cheese

extreme cave cheese is when a girl gets cave cheese so bad it seals her pussy air tight and eventually explodes out all over you if you are in its way

vanessa had extreme cave cheese so bad it stunk up my whole house then blew all over me i was so pissed off because im still trying to get rid of the smell

by alex/brandons words December 8, 2010

Steaming The Cheese

Holding in your farts.

That flight was 5 hours and I was steaming the cheese the whole time!

by BixiBite April 5, 2011

Have a cheeseburger

Means just chill out , calm down .

Could also be like a I don't care attitude

Example 1:
John: Dude you forgot my shoes !!!?!

Cameron: My bad dude ill bring them tomorrow , have a cheeseburger ...

Example 2 :
John: I won all the science fairs so far !

Cameron: Have a cheeseburger ..

by Zexonlamez August 1, 2011

Pat the Cheese

The act of slamming ones fist into one's CEO's respective privates.

"I just pat the cheese so hard!"

"Did you lose your job?"

"Hell yeah, but the bitch deserved it!"

by That's what Santa said December 2, 2011

Soften the Cheese

Performing favors for a compatriot in order to receive desired attention often involving alcohol.

Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.

by Squach June 1, 2012