Wiener Card

The first time you ate a big long wiener

Kyle: when did you lose your wiener card
Tom: September 11th, 2001

by PeturGriffin November 25, 2022

The tommorow card

When a parent usually Mother says tommorow evey single day after you ask for something.
Basically means no but it's a less rude more annoying way to say it.

-Mom can i get minecraft.
-Tommorow (Pulls The tommorow card)
"Next day"
-Mom can i get minecraft today.
-Tommorow
And so on and so on

by Hellomanman October 8, 2019

Ultimate Trump Card

An ability passive or not. That makes the character unbeatable no matter what in most fights.

V1's Ultimate trump card is that he heals when his enemy bleeds.
Super man can't be beaten without kryptonite that's basically an ultimate trump card

by pauleps February 15, 2025

Carded

when someone at a overage place asks to see your id to make sure you’re old enough to enter

person 1: omg! i got carded!
person 2: so?
person 1: it means i still look young!!
person 2: well-

by slayingmyday April 15, 2022

Uno reverse card

The best comeback for literally anything

Hi
Uno reverse card
Wait wha-

by Byecryfrenchfry April 16, 2020

Omnipotence Card

The cop-out fundie atheists pull out of the bag when they cannot justify a claim they make regarding God, the Bible, etc. Usually framed as either a loaded question or a "Go could have done XYZ" routine to make God appear irresponsible at best.

Fundie Atheist: If God does not endorse slavery, why did he not condemn it?

Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain

Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?

Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?

Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.

Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?

Christian: Why should he have done it that way?

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?

Christian: Cope harder.

by Charles Bakir January 27, 2022

Carding

When you have sex on a bed covered in credit cards.

Credit karma said my score is "ready for carding."

by Yoshibayoshi September 19, 2021