chopped woods 

a girl with a clean pussy

GIRL 1: yo, i had a forest but then i chopped my woods
GIRL 1: you got chopped woods now?!

chopped woods by lilbabiey December 19, 2018

Photo Chopped 

When a friend or relative posts a picture of themselves online that you know you were in originally but you've been cropped out. Being chopped out of a photo.

"Dude. She totally photo chopped your ass outta that pic."

Photo Chopped by Holly M S May 15, 2010

Chopsticks 

Two penises coming together to pick up objects. requires extreme skill and length. Also a good buddy.

Why would anyone use the word chopsticks like this? Who would do that?

Chopsticks by PonchoFox January 4, 2015

Chopped 

High on marijuana.

Hell yeah brother, this blunt has me so chopped rn.

Chopped by goofysillymonkey May 3, 2022

manky chops

(adj) a positive adjective used to describe a hardcore and good sounding guitar lick.
"manky" refers to the lick being "sick" or "ill" witch in slang terms means good.

Drummer: "I'll lay down a beat"
Guitar: "ok cool, i'll lay down some manky chops over it."

"Dude get a load of these manky chops"

manky chops by theguitarguy March 30, 2009

Nigger Chopper 

A name white male republicans give their shotgun, usually a remington 870 12 gauge, to chop up some niggers breaking into their home.

As he woke up late at night, he saw his TV floating away. He picked up his Nigger Chopper and put a shell in the chamber. The sound of the pump action on the Nigger Chopper made the TV crash to the floor.

Nigger Chopper by Dandongding September 3, 2018

nuts on the chopping block 

to profess something that you truly believe may prove to be right but has dire consequences if you are wrong.

I convinced the CEO that we should spend a shitload of money on this marketing deal. I hope it works out- i got my nuts on the chopping block here.

nuts on the chopping block by jilm January 12, 2017