French Chip

When a female squirts on your stomach, you let it dry, then peel it off like skin after a sunburn; then eat it like a potato chip.

Was the sex good?
Yeah, even got a French Chip.

by Htes June 30, 2021

chip claw

2-3 fingers curled used to grasp chips in order avoid covering hand in chip seasoning.

2 finger position is used with large, whole chips

3 finger position is used for small broken crumbs (a committed chip muncher inevitably must convert to the 3 finger chip claw to consume an entire bag).

resembles the claw in the arcade machine where you try to grab stuffed animals and never win. (with the chip claw you always win)

more fingers may be used, meaning your too stoned to care

"Lick your chip claw before opening the next bag."

"Your chip claw is out."

by PBC & Scallop November 3, 2012

Chip-impatience

The moment when you have your chip in hand waiting to dip, but the person who I already dipping is taking too long, and you eat your chip dipless.

Usually happens when someone breaks their chip in the dip and has to retrieve it with the remainder of the chip in hand. Due to chip-impatience you decide to devour the chip you currently have in your hand, with no dip, then resume your turn at the dip with a new chip ready to go when they are done.

by AKAWildcard July 29, 2013

chip keep

Verb- When a man pulls out and shoots his load over the girls boobs into her mouth. The boobs acting as the keeper and the mouth as the goal.

Jordan is about to chip keep on Jenna.

by Dueces13 August 10, 2012

Chip chunked

Fucking hammered

"I'm fucking chip chunked, innit" -Tom

by tommail July 19, 2011

Chip off the cock

When ones father and son are both getting more action then there wife/Girl friend.

Did u hear about what happened to Henry and his son?

No what.

They both got caught cheating.

Aww i didnt think his son would be a Chip off the cock.

by K-town-CA August 12, 2011

Chip-share

Verb: The act of (willing or unwilling) sharing your chips with a friend.

Stephenson opens a bag of chips.
Tyler: Yo Stephenson, lemme get some chip-share up in here.
Stephenson: yea bro, get some.
Tyler takes some chips, everyone is happy.

by jaybollman December 8, 2011