noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.
Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?
Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?
Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.
by The Plumber080 March 4, 2021
Get the California Standoffmug. A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.
Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”
Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”
Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”
by Penguins Fan 4 Life November 2, 2023
Get the PennWest California, Pennsylvaniamug. the action of buying Chinese food and rubbing genitals on it then having your dog lick the eggieness of your genitals until you bust a fatty in their eye and make them have top go to the vat
by mouthFULLofJIZZ June 8, 2020
Get the California eggrollmug. by Metalkiss October 6, 2017
Get the california greenmug. When a man is about to cum during sex, he starts to violently masturbate, bending over and pointing his penis to cum in his own ass hole, the woman then licks it out.
by Sussytoon July 1, 2025
Get the California Flapperjackingmug. A California Snickers is when a women has uncontrollable bouts of laughter during a climax or orgasm.
by Legion13 March 22, 2016
Get the California Snickersmug. by UDUser12323 December 1, 2023
Get the California Gurlsmug.